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I was wondering if you wouldn't
mind me calling you "Dad"?

2
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I mean, famous children's book
author. Son's autistic.

3
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Why did you have sex with my mother?

4
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Dad goes on a journey of
understanding.

5
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There could be a book in it.
It could be a documentary.

6
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Why did you tell me
if you didn't want me to meet him?

7
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You sort of backed me
into a corner.

8
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Technically, you were sitting
at the table.

9
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I think it's best if I have my
affair now. Get it out of the way.

10
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Have an affair? Now?

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Drink with me?
I beg your pardon?

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Drink with me?

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Whoo-hoo!

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Ohh.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Hello, Dad. This is Austin.

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Oh, hi! Austin.
Oh, I'm glad you're up.

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I wasn't sure if it was too early.
I get up at 6:50.

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I'm currently ranking flags.

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Flags? Oh! Right.

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Uh, you're into flags, are you?

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Oh, yeah.
Good!

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Good. Yes. I really like the Welsh
one. You know, big red dragon?

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I have to tell you,
it hasn't made my top 50.

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I see. So, uh, pray tell,
what is at number one?

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I really like the LGBTQI flag,
but that's not a country,

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so I've gone with Japan.

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I'd reconsider Wales.
I won't be.

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Excellent.

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Um, listen, Austin, um,

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Ingrid and I aren't going to be
in Australia much longer...

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Because all your book tour dates
are cancelled.

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Yes.
Because you retweeted a Nazi.

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Yes, I did.

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So I was wondering whether
you might like to spend the day

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hanging out together?

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Yes, I would. Very much.

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I think it's important that we bond.

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Well, yes. I mean, I'm so glad.
I would really like that too.

40
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Uh, maybe you could show me
around Canberra?

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That can be arranged.

42
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Great!

43
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How long can you commit
to the bonding process?

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Because I don't think two hours
would be long enough.

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If we've bonded by three hours,
we should be golden.

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Three hours? Yeah. Perfect.

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Great!

48
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OK, well, shall I come
and pick you up, then?

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Yes. That would be lovely.
(HANGS UP)

50
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Fantastic.

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Hello?

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Austin?

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Oh, Heidi.

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Yeah, just checking in
about the documentary.

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Just, uh, wondering
how we're, uh, looking.

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Any headway?
Yes.

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I've had a very positive chat with,
uh, Rohan Helm from Bicarb Films.

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Do you know Rohan?
No, no.

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He recommended we work with a young
director called Yolanda Cox.

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Great. How soon
can she get out here?

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Sorry?
How soon can she be in Canberra?

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(LAUGHS) I think we're really
getting ahead of ourselves there.

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It was just an initial chat,
but I'm happy to set up a meeting.

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No, no! That's no good!

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We need to get a camera crew
out here now!

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The gold is happening now!

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You know, what...what do they want
this film to be about?

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You know, a beloved and
much maligned children's author

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getting to know
his long lost autistic son,

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or a beloved and much maligned
children's author

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talking about how he met
his long lost autistic son

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a few months back?

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Hmm. So we're referring to
ourselves as beloved now, are we?

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Heidi, these people are
documentarians.

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They need to be where the action is.

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David Attenborough doesn't go,
"Oh, I'm sorry,

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"we didn't film this bit
because we were sitting in London

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"deciding whether we could be
bothered to go to the savanna."

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Just stick her on a plane! I'll pay.

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OK, look, I'll call them
and tell them that you're keen,

81
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but I want you to manage
your expectations, Julian,

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because it's not gonna
happen overnight.

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What about the night
after overnight?

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It takes at least bloody 24 hours
to get to Australia.

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Heidi, I'm gonna hang up now
because I want to be on my own.

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And ironically,
I'll be feeling less alone

87
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than how alone I feel
talking to you right now.

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Goodbye.
Goodbye.

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What? What time is it?

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Hmm?

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What are you doing?
Uh, just, um...

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I'm just going out.

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Where?

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Shopping.

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Shopping?
Yeah! Shopping.

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Shopping?
What?

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Hello, darling!

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Mum, what's going on?
Is everything OK?

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When was the last time
your father went shopping?

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Um...

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I dunno.

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I remember when I was little,
he got up one morning

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to go and get himself an e-reader.

104
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Yeah, and that's when he had to
start taking statins.

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I just don't know what to think.
He's gone shopping again.

106
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He hates shopping.

107
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Mum, has he banged his head
on something?

108
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Well, I suppose becoming
an international hate figure

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and discovering you have
an adult son

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is the equivalent of a head bang.

111
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But do you think it's possible

112
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that he's just feeling really,
really guilty

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and he's gone
to get me a present?

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No. No.

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If Dad's gone shopping,
he's shopping for himself.

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How can you be so sure? I mean,
I think I do deserve a present.

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Yeah, that may be so, but you...

118
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..you know, you have married
a narcissist.

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A narcissist?
Your father's not a narcissist.

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OK, I did a few modules
of psychology at uni,

121
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and I can say with quite a lot of
confidence that Dad is a narcissist.

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And do you know what else

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an exaggerated sense
of self-importance can lead to?

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Cheating.

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That and...and shopping.

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So you don't think I'm getting
even a bad present?

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No.

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Like a Mexican fiesta skirt
or a family of brass crabs?

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You know, here, they sell coin
purses made of kangaroo scrotum.

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Mum, I'm gonna go now.

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Sorry. Yes. I was just getting
really bad present anxiety.

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Thank you for helping me
workshop the possibilities.

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You're very valid, Mum. Goodnight.
Night, squirrel.

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Yeah. Night.
Love you.

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MAN: (CHUCKLES) Squirrel.
Shh!

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Who's...who's that?

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But I just don't understand
why I can't come along.

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Because you're meant to be working.

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I'll call in sick.
Mum!

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If you came along,
you'd be a distraction

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from the important business
of bonding,

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which is also time pressured,

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given this is Julian's
last day in Australia.

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He's right, you know.

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Jesus, Dad, are you just permanently
eavesdropping

146
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around corners these days?

147
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Sorry, love. 30 years of working
at ASIO will do that to you.

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Oh, Dad, you were in data entry.

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But sometimes I'd analyse
that data.

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Did you get paid to analyse it?
No, I did it of my own volition.

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But I managed to come up with
some interesting theories

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that nobody was interested in.

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Sadly for them.

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And for Australia.

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Look, seriously though, love,
let him go.

156
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He needs to do this.

157
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What if it goes badly?

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Are you worried about it
going badly...

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..or it going well?

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Oh, hi!

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Huh?

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How was shopping?

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Good! Shopping was good!

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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What did you get?
Something for you, actually.

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Something to wear.

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Oh!

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The reason being, I've arranged
for us to spend the day with Austin.

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He's going to show us the sights.
Oh, that's fantastic.

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I'm really proud of you, actually,
for taking that step.

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And I'm really keen that everything
is, um, documented,

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if you will, on camera.

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So I was thinking, you know,
you're quite creative.

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Uh, maybe you could film us
today, capture the memories.

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Sure!

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Then we could put together
a little video package for Austin

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as a parting gift.

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Yeah! I will make sure my phone
is fully charged.

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No need.

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Meet chesty and head strap.

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I could never forgive myself

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if we didn't capture
these precious moments in 4K.

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Now, how do I turn you on?

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That's not how.

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Hi!

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Mark it.

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There she blows!

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Oh, thank you kindly.

189
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Good morning.
Morning!

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Have a lovely day.
Yeah! You too.

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(CHUCKLES)

192
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They're friendly here, aren't they?

193
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Still don't know
why we couldn't get a taxi.

194
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Oh, I just thought
this would be more fun, you know?

195
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Me at the wheel,
you at the...

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..lens.

197
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I don't understand why
I have to wear these now.

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Oh, yeah.

199
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Just thought you could film me,
you know, for Austin.

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What, just film you driving?
Yeah.

201
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And talking. My thoughts
and feelings, that sort of thing.

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Alright.
Yeah.

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And...go.

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Oh, yeah. Big day.

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Big day. Driving over to see Austin.

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Um, going to spend
the whole day together,

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and I'm, uh, not sure how I feel,
really.

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Sort of nervous.

209
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Excited.

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This could be the beginning
of an incredible journey.

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Have you stopped?
Cut. Cut, yeah.

212
00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:05,039
Don't need to say "cut".
I'm just going to turn it off.

213
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,280
OK. Right. What do you think?

214
00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:08,879
What?
What do you think?

215
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,000
Oh, yeah.

216
00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,759
I thought, you know, had a whiff
of the Michael Palins about it,

217
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which Austin's probably not
in the right age range

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to really appreciate.

219
00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,510
But apart from that,
I thought it was quite sweet.

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Cool, cool.

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I was worried that the, um...

222
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..just a bit worried that the...

223
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..the journey stuff was laying it on
a bit thick, but, uh...

224
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..I think it needs it, don't you?

225
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What?
Uh, nothing.

226
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,360
OK, if you want to, um, maybe...

227
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..maybe, like...
yeah, grab an establisher.

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Just... Ka-koom!

229
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And, um, just make sure
you're getting everything.

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Just keep turning, whatever happens.

231
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Sorry, can you hear
everything I'm saying?

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Yeah.
OK. Good.

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I just wondered if the band had come
down over your ears or something.

234
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,330
Good, good.

235
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,360
Hi.
Hi!

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I've, uh, come to pick up...
Yeah.

237
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,160
Austin, your father's here.

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AUSTIN: Mum, I can't find
my brogues. Where are they?

239
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,800
Uh, just put your sneakers on,
love.

240
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Fine!

241
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,680
Oh, uh, you need to familiarise
yourself with that.

242
00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,600
Oh, right.

243
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,880
So he, uh, carries this card
with him?

244
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,840
(READS) "I am autistic. I may be
having a meltdown if stressed..."

245
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,280
A melt...meltdown?

246
00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:44,479
Is that... Is that something
that's likely to crop up?

247
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It's just best
if you keep that on you.

248
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,240
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

249
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I, uh...

250
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,190
Yeah, I'll just pop it
in my pocket.

251
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,810
Ah!

252
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,960
I'm ready!
Austin! Hi!

253
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,840
Um... Ooh, OK!

254
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,200
So, yeah.
Alright.

255
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,280
Honestly, it's so good
to see you, mate.

256
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,160
Um... I, uh...

257
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,200
This opportunity to
spend some time with you

258
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,440
just...just, to me, means so much.

259
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,720
Thanks.
You're getting all this, right?

260
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,920
I suppose so.

261
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,600
Hey! Austin! That's a big bag.

262
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,280
Oh! Come on, Austin.


263
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,600
BOTH:

264
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,960


265
00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:25,359
Do you want to join in?
It's The Big Bear stage show.

266
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,080
I don't think I'm familiar with it.
Big Bear's Big Bag?

267
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,200
No?
No.

268
00:11:29,201 --> 00:11:32,479
I was just wondering, you know, if
you had anything fun in your bag.

269
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,840
Oh, yeah, I do.

270
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,600
Now, I planned an itinerary
of activities

271
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,320
so that we can enjoy some
father/son/stepmother bonding time.

272
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,520
Great.
Yeah.

273
00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:42,759
And when I say stepmother,

274
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,040
I don't regard you as "wicked",
Ingrid,

275
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:48,439
because you pretty much subvert
that wicked stepmother stereotype

276
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,840
that's used in fairy tales.

277
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:52,199
Yeah, well, don't get me started on
the stepmother stereotype.

278
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,079
It's basically misogynistic
bollocks.

279
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,080
Bollocks. I think I've heard
that expression before.

280
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,679
They don't have bollocks here?
I don't think we need to swear.

281
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,560
Oh, well, the literal meaning
is...cullions.

282
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,960
That sounds worse.
Gonads.

283
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,800
Testes, family jewels.
Kind of double Yodas.

284
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,640
Just ignore her.
Googlies. Contents of a ball sack.

285
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,360
That's a red card.
Right.

286
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,630
OK, but what we use it for
in British English

287
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,920
is to mean "a bit rubbish".

288
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,360
So, me wearing these three cameras
on a day that's as hot as this

289
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,080
is such a load of bollocks.

290
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,920
But I'm doing it because
my husband, whom I love...

291
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,160
..has asked me to.

292
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,480
Mmm. Thank you.
I love you too, honey.

293
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,520
Oh, thank you. Again.

294
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,160
I love you, too.
Ingrid?

295
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,320
I want you to know
that I don't love you

296
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,240
because I don't really know you,

297
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,400
but I do respect you a lot.

298
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,440
Oh, I'll settle for that.

299
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,840
So, what now?

300
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,080
I didn't have my preferred amount
of planning time for this,

301
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,280
but I've decided to settle on
at least two locations

302
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,360
that are personally
and historically significant.

303
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,920
OK, great.
Yeah, I had a couple of ideas too.

304
00:12:56,921 --> 00:12:58,319
I thought maybe we could, you know,

305
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,039
dip our toes in that great big lake
in the middle of town

306
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,199
and talk about our feelings,

307
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,359
just for the sheer
cinematic majesty of it.

308
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,120
Uh, no, my plan is better.

309
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,040
Right. Uh, so where to first?

310
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,760
(FRENCH ACCENT) Enjoying
the European ride, Austin?

311
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,520
I prefer public transport.

312
00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:17,359
Statistically, it's safer
than international drivers.

313
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,480
Yes. Quite right.

314
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,600
Ah, the old Parliament.

315
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,200
I was thinking more parks
and galleries.

316
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:29,160
This part of it is half bonding
and half re-education.

317
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,480
Huh.

318
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,160
This is where the Australian
World War II War Council met

319
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,360
when in Canberra.

320
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,040
After meeting in this room,
Menzies addressed the nation

321
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,880
by saying, "My fellow Australians,
it is my melancholy duty

322
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,720
"to inform you that Great Britain
has declared war upon Germany

323
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,920
"and that as a result,
Australia is also at war."

324
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,840
This is great, Austin, but I
actually read history at Cambridge.

325
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,720
I...don't need an education
about the world wars.

326
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,920
Then why is there over 2,000 hits

327
00:14:03,921 --> 00:14:06,039
on the search term
"Julian Hartswood Nazi"?

328
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,719
Just 'cause I reposted a Nazi,
it doesn't mean I am one.

329
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,200
I detest Nazis.

330
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,920
I'm always making fun of them!
Aren't I, Ingrid?

331
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,970
Where's she gone? I even do
an inappropriate German accent.

332
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:17,919
(GERMAN ACCENT) Not because I hate
the Germans,

333
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,360
but because I think of them
when I think of Nazis.

334
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,480
Dad, associating Nazis with all
German people in general is racist.

335
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,400
Look, the point is, Nazis
can be very, very clever,

336
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:32,160
and one of them very, very cleverly
tricked me into reposting him,

337
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,800
but I sincerely regret it

338
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,840
and I hope everyone's
going to finally forgive me!

339
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,880
Well, I think you do
an excellent German accent, Dad.

340
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,080
Thanks.

341
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,800
What's next?

342
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,250
Let's just say the next place
is pretty special.

343
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:57,039
There you are.
What are you doing behind there?

344
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,280
You wanted cinematic.

345
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,639
I'm getting some dappled
luminescence through the weave.

346
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,399
Are you sure you're not
just filming the curtain?

347
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,960
Not completely sure. No.
Yeah.

348
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,440
You OK, mate?

349
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,640
It's Eric from my workplace.
My nemesis.

350
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,920
Our company makes the panels
for here.

351
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,200
Austin! Your mum still got
the hots for me?

352
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:19,759
She's never mentioned you, Eric.

353
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,200
Well, she doesn't need to.

354
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,800
She says it all with her eyes.

355
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,000
Don't be alarmed, Dad.

356
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,160
I've been told that Eric's
not being mean.

357
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,600
He's just being "humorous".

358
00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,039
I don't think he is being humorous.

359
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,839
And I think Eric
ought to learn some manners.

360
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh!

361
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,840
And, uh, why don't you tell me
a bit more

362
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,200
about what you think, mate?

363
00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:42,679
Well, how would you like it
if I made jokes

364
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,759
about your mother's
sexual peccadilloes,

365
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,160
which I'm sure are myriad?

366
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,880
My mother's in jail.

367
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,040
I'm so sorry. I didn't know that.

368
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,410
It's alright.

369
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,030
We're hoping she's gonna
get executed.

370
00:15:56,031 --> 00:15:58,319
No, no, no, I'm sure
that's not gonna happen.

371
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,239
No, no, we've been working on
getting her executed for months.

372
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,319
Don't the Australian government
have rules around that?

373
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,320
Well, that's what her lawyer
reckons is gonna happen,

374
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,440
so that's who I'm choosing
to listen to.

375
00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:15,719
When was the last person
executed in Australia?

376
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,840
Ronald Ryan. February 3rd, 1967.

377
00:16:18,841 --> 00:16:20,599
Think they're bringing it back
for Eric's mum?

378
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,280
Sorry, did I say "executed"?
I meant exonerated.

379
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,160
We're hoping she's gonna get
exonerated, not executed.

380
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,160
Next stop, new Parliament House.

381
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,440
Do you know what?

382
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,600
That actually looks like
a half decent monument.

383
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,880
I mean, it's not Big Ben, is it?
But, you know, fair play.

384
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,050
Oh.

385
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,600
Um, sorry, Austin, uh,
where are we going?

386
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,480
I want to take you somewhere
that's meaningful to me.

387
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:52,759
A place that should be meaningful
to all writers.

388
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,640
Oh, right. Fantastic.

389
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,880
That sounds good.
Uh, can't wait to see it.

390
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,920
Alright, we're here.
I'm sorry?

391
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,480
Dad, this is my mother's workplace.

392
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,160
Oh, what?
My mum's workplace.

393
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,240
She's the queen of stationery.

394
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,999
Whenever the politicians need
something to write on or with,

395
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,120
they go to her.

396
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,560
Let's do this, shall we?

397
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,650
I think we cut.

398
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,560
Do you mean stop?
Yeah, I mean cut.

399
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,680
You're not a filmmaker.
You say stop.

400
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,160
Stop.
No.

401
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,840
Austin! Hello!
Hi, Mum.

402
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,720
Well, this is a nice surprise.

403
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:27,319
Sorry, Ingrid. You need permission
to film down here.

404
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,760
Oh, amazing.
Thank you so much.

405
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:31,479
Mum has any paper
you could want?

406
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:36,560
Inkjet, laser, bright white,
glossy, card stock, resume...

407
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,160
Recycled.
Hi, Mel.

408
00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:40,279
I need a packet of
A4 satin finish, please.

409
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,720
Yep.
Afternoon, Austin.

410
00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:44,519
Behaving yourself?
Good afternoon, Foreign Minister.

411
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,080
This is my biological father,
Julian,

412
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,200
and my non-wicked stepmother,
Ingrid.

413
00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:52,079
I'm not secretly filming you,
I promise.

414
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,720
Oh, don't get my bad side.

415
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,560
You don't have a bad side.

416
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,120
(LAUGHS) We've just met.

417
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,480
And, Julian, of course. I know you.
Really?

418
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,959
DFAT flagged you after your tweet,

419
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,599
but I made sure you weren't pinged
as a security risk.

420
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,119
DFAT is the Department of
Foreign Affairs and Trade.

421
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,010
I just figured you're Austin's dad,
how bad could you be?

422
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,880
Quite bad.

423
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,800
Oh! I'm watching you!
(BOTH LAUGH)

424
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,960
No, I am watching you.

425
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,200
Uh, how did you know that
he was my father before I knew?

426
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,039
It's not my first day on the job,
Austin.

427
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,090
Touche.

428
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,170
Still living in Tanza Road,
Hampstead?

429
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,040
Yes.
Yes.

430
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,920
Lovely. How's Flo?

431
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,840
Yeah, well, you know...
She's good.

432
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,750
Shame about the new partner,
though.

433
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,170
The new partner?

434
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,920
Oh, it's only early days.

435
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,120
OK.

436
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,440
Oh, uh, Julian,

437
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:46,279
you're late responding to the NHS
bowel cancer screening service.

438
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,240
It's free and could save your life.

439
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,800
Love that bag.

440
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,000
Ooh, it's not my bag, actually.

441
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,199
Maybe we should organise a dinner

442
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,839
with the Australian
foreign minister?

443
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,040
That sounds great.

444
00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:01,199
Yeah, and then at the right moment,
I could just make myself scarce.

445
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,559
Leave the two of you together.

446
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,760
Yeah.

447
00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,239
Sorry, what?
You were practically gawking at him!

448
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,040
Oh, grow up, Julian.

449
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,919
I just thought he was
very statesmanlike.

450
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,999
You know, that's quite unusual for
a politician these days.

451
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,120
Oh, I see! you were admiring
his statesmanlike qualities.

452
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,759
Well, listen, I don't think
that you have much moral ground

453
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,159
to stand on, but if you do
want to have a conversation...

454
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,599
Actually, hold that thought.

455
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,440
Wouldn't this be a great spot -
just an offer -

456
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,000
to grab, like, an establisher
of the location before we leave?

457
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,920
You know, so they've got something
to cut to in the edit?

458
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,320
Hmm?

459
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,760
They?

460
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,440
Who's they, Julian?

461
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,720
The royal they.

462
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,840
Me!

463
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,910
Julian, I never thought I was
going to have to ask this, but...

464
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,560
..are you secretly making
a documentary?

465
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,840
What?

466
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,840
Are you secretly making me
make a documentary?

467
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,799
OK, there was a vague
suggestion from Heidi

468
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,120
that it might improve
my current public image "situation"

469
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,390
if I were to take part in,
say, a documentary

470
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:05,239
that showed me in
a more positive light.

471
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,440
You know, for example,

472
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,830
a film about me getting to know
my autistic son.

473
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,360
I can't believe you.

474
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,040
I can't believe you!

475
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,840
So you're pretending to get
to know your own son

476
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,480
who is on the spectrum
for personal benefit?

477
00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,599
Getting to know Austin
and personal benefit

478
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,079
aren't mutually exclusive, you know?

479
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,030
Do you know, that is something
only a narcissist would say.

480
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,560
I can't have anything
to do with this.

481
00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:32,239
Give me the key.
Don't be like that.

482
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,800
The key, the keys. Keys.

483
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,080
Thank you.

484
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,000
Sorry, Austin. Got to go. Bye.

485
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,600
Oh, my God.
Where's Ingrid going, Dad?

486
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,400
Oh, my God.
Slight change of plan.

487
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,840
Um, Ingrid's going to, um...

488
00:20:46,841 --> 00:20:49,039
..going to go and do something,

489
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:53,320
so I thought, wouldn't it be fun
if we went home by public transport?

490
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,880
Wonderful idea. Let's do it, Dad.

491
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,400
Cool. This way, I think.

492
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,280
Yes. There's a bus stop there.

493
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,000
(ODD COUPLE THEME PLAYS)

494
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,800
I give Canberra's public transport
system an A-minus.

495
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,240
A-minus! Very good.

496
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,280
And yet, for a capital city
that has so many buses,

497
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,520
the drivers are surprisingly
polite.

498
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,720
That is unusual.

499
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,880
Have you ever played Banana Car?
No. What's that?

500
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,160
When you spot a yellow car,
you have to say "banana car".

501
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,680
Cool. Yeah. Let's have it.

502
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,720
Banana car.
What?

503
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,040
Very good.

504
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,520
Very good.

505
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,320
Banana car!

506
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,240
It's orange. Yeah.

507
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,360
Try again, Dad.

508
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,960
Banana car!
What? Where?

509
00:21:58,961 --> 00:22:02,239
Are you sure that's not
the same car?

510
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,880
Nope.
100%?

511
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,970
Mm-hm.

512
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,840
Come on, Julian.
Relax, Dad.

513
00:22:08,841 --> 00:22:10,399
It's just a game,
not a competition.

514
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,599
You won't be saying that
when I grind you to dust.

515
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600
I'd like to see you try it.

516
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,960
As...

517
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,920
As the wise man says, there is no
love like a father hath for his son.

518
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,400
It's a sentiment
I'm only able to fully grasp now.

519
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,080
Take two. (CLEARS THROAT)

520
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,240
Plonker.

521
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,080
As the wise man said, um...

522
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,880
What is that quote?

523
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,240
There is no love like
a father hast... Hast? Hath.

524
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,680
OK. Take three.

525
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,880
In the bin, you bastard.

526
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,320
(SIGHS)

527
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,620
Thanks for today, Austin.

528
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,880
That was a really good day.

529
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,680
Indeed it was.

530
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,280
You know, uh, Ingrid and I

531
00:23:14,281 --> 00:23:16,279
aren't going to be
in Australia much longer,

532
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,520
and, uh, I was wondering, um,
when we get back and everything,

533
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,680
uh...maybe you'd like to
come and visit us?

534
00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:25,039
Travelling to Great Britain

535
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,400
would be the single best thing
I have ever done.

536
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,800
Fantastic! OK.

537
00:23:28,801 --> 00:23:30,639
Well, I'll, uh, have a chat
with your mum,

538
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,719
see what we can arrange.

539
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,240
Why do you need to chat to Mum?

540
00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:34,879
Well, I think
we need her permission.

541
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,600
There's no legal requirement
to have her permission.

542
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,480
Yeah, well, uh, all the same,

543
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,440
I feel like I'd need her
to be OK with it.

544
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,240
OK.

545
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,320
Take care of yourself.

546
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,600
Dad...

547
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,440
..do you think we bonded today?

548
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,800
Yeah! I think we did.

549
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,320
I think we did.

550
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,160
OK.

551
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,240
OK, Austin is clearly
quite vulnerable.

552
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,640
Quite vulnerable.

553
00:24:49,641 --> 00:24:51,759
His mother hands him over with
a printed safety warning.

554
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,400
Yes! OK!
I said he's vulnerable.

555
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:58,240
And, um, perhaps the documentary,
though well-intentioned...

556
00:24:58,241 --> 00:24:59,839
Was not well-intentioned, Julian.

557
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,320
..though not consciously
not well-intentioned...

558
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,600
Please stop.

559
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,690
OK, well, the documentary
was a bad idea.

560
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,720
I'm gonna ask Heidi
to press pause.

561
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,080
By which I mean I'm going to
ask her to completely cancel it.

562
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,880
I think that is for the best.

563
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,240
For Austin.

564
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,000
For Austin. Yeah.

565
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,279
And also, it's quite good

566
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,599
because I've deleted
all the footage.

567
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,650
What?

568
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,680
What, you...you took
a unilateral decision?

569
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,880
Yeah, well, I found the stuff
that you shot in the loo

570
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,840
where you say there is no love
greater than a father for his son,

571
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,880
and...and I was overcome
by a kind of red mist

572
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,520
and then I was sick,
and I was like, "Bin, bin bin."

573
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,530
Two things.

574
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,720
Firstly, obviously,
I never meant to harm Austin.

575
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,720
And secondly, the love a man
has for his wife and daughter

576
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,800
is so profound

577
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,560
it exists in its own separate
category of love.

578
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Well, maybe you can try behaving
as though you care for someone

579
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,440
other than yourself.

580
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:19,959
Sorry, we're actually having
a private conversation.

581
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,919
That's fine.
I'm just here to take your order.

582
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,240
Ah! Of course.

583
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,910
Sorry, I just thought you were
a random eavesdropper.

584
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,920
So, Ingrid, where did you
get to the other night?

585
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,520
Who's this?
Yolanda Cox, the film maker.

586
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,610
I'm down in the lobby.

587
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,240
I'd really like to go to London
on my own, as an adult.

588
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,760
We go together or not at all.

589
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,920
I'm concocting a plan to leave
the country unaccompanied

590
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,000
and without alerting
the authorities.

591
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,360
You've already met Austin?
Yeah.

592
00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:05,079
This is supposed
to be the opening scene.

593
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,839
This is...
This is the inciting incident.

594
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,159
I just had a brilliant idea.

595
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,560
This is very emotionally dangerous.
The stakes are too high.

596
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,000
Perfect.

597
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,800
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598
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,769
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599
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:21,320
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